Ace Hardware goes Pussy
For decades Ace Hardware has advertised a jingle which said, "Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man." Not any more. The new Ace commercial has some bimbo singing, "Ace is the place with the helpful hardware pros."
Combine a bimbo and the word "pros" and something other than hardware comes to mind. Ace has sold out to the feminazi. Forget the fact that MEN still buy and use almost all the hardware they sell. Forget the fact that MEN aren't going to listen to a female clerk who has no clue about which drill bit is right for this job. Ace sold out to the PC mentality that doesn't want to offend female homemakers who might be buying decorative items or houseware. But that's houseware, not hardware. MEN still build the houses and do almost all of the repairs around the house. MEN still buy and use almost all the hardware.
Ace hardware is being disrespectful to the many MEN who still work there, and disrespectful to the many MEN who shop there. They are following the feminazi prohibition against the word "MAN" or it's plural, "MEN." Feminist language calls MEN, "males," a form once restricted to subhuman animals. Feminazi think of MEN as subhuman animals, which is why the feminazi who teach school and college English have been working so hard to eliminate "men" from the English language. If you notice the talking heads on TV, especially the bimbo "news" reporters, they will go to lengths to say anything but "man." ACE hardware has now joined the misandrist feminist language revolution and has removed "men" from its language. ACE will no longer respect its employees by calling them "men." We, the MEN who buy hardware, ought to remove "ACE" from our language and our suppliers.
If you want to buy hardware from a MAN's store, where a MAN who knows hardware is there to give advice and support, don't go to Ace Hardware. They've turned it over to female bimbo pros. Turn on the red lights.
Combine a bimbo and the word "pros" and something other than hardware comes to mind. Ace has sold out to the feminazi. Forget the fact that MEN still buy and use almost all the hardware they sell. Forget the fact that MEN aren't going to listen to a female clerk who has no clue about which drill bit is right for this job. Ace sold out to the PC mentality that doesn't want to offend female homemakers who might be buying decorative items or houseware. But that's houseware, not hardware. MEN still build the houses and do almost all of the repairs around the house. MEN still buy and use almost all the hardware.
Ace hardware is being disrespectful to the many MEN who still work there, and disrespectful to the many MEN who shop there. They are following the feminazi prohibition against the word "MAN" or it's plural, "MEN." Feminist language calls MEN, "males," a form once restricted to subhuman animals. Feminazi think of MEN as subhuman animals, which is why the feminazi who teach school and college English have been working so hard to eliminate "men" from the English language. If you notice the talking heads on TV, especially the bimbo "news" reporters, they will go to lengths to say anything but "man." ACE hardware has now joined the misandrist feminist language revolution and has removed "men" from its language. ACE will no longer respect its employees by calling them "men." We, the MEN who buy hardware, ought to remove "ACE" from our language and our suppliers.
If you want to buy hardware from a MAN's store, where a MAN who knows hardware is there to give advice and support, don't go to Ace Hardware. They've turned it over to female bimbo pros. Turn on the red lights.
posted by Bob | Saturday, April 08, 2006
9 Comments:
Anything remotely Masculine must be demonized, hunted down & Killed in the US. Those of us who remember a different culture and thought that Men mattered as much as Women are villified as Oppressors and Patriarchs. I am proud to be a Patriarch. Screw the FemNags and their Maginas. ACE Hardware will not get my business.
khankrumthebulgar
Ace Hardware going pussy?
I am sorry to heard that. Such depressing news.
REAL men must be REAL CARPENTERS, as Jesus was. (See His ad in the yellow pages and BBB).
Jesus is disappointed in Ace. Jesus always bought his tools there; now what will he do? Boycott Ace, I guess.
Whatever... I own an ACE Hardware store and we haven't sold out anything! First of all... don't punish us, the owners of each individual store (we're not all all corporate crap stores like Home Depot and Lowe's), because of some little ad change the corporation ACE Hardware made. We're the ones who suffer, not them. Second of all, we are helpful hardware folks, not men (pros does sound stupid, I agree). We have two women that work the floor everyday, who I GUARANTEE can satisfy any hardware need you have... over 40 years combined experience. Please think things through a little before you rant. I agree the major of base of customers is men, the majority of our helfpul hardware folks are men, and it will always be that way... but we're here to help anyone that needs help, and hire whoever is the most qualified to provide that help. Get a life, or feel to shop Home Depot (talk about going pussy).
Note to the anonymous owner of an ACE hardware:
Don't waste your time bitching to Bob, one of your customer pool. Instead, why don't you complain loudly to ACE corporat and tell them that MEN in men's groups on-line have noticed their advertising sellout. Many MEN noticed their change in the ACE commercials, sold out to the pussies. I've been in construction for more than 4 decades, and I can count on the fingers of 1 hand the number of females succeeding in the trades. Sure, ACE sells kitchen gadgets to females. But Ace sold out out the "Helpful hardware MAN" and MEN have noticed. If you keep bitching to your unhappy customers instead of fixing YOUR PROBLEM, you will go broke to the big box stores.
Ew what a sexist bastard! I do all the fixing around my house my dad builds houses from the ground up and taught his 2 girls the meaning of hard work and how to use a drill! I can use a tool, fix a car, change a tire and build shelves from a wooden door better than most men! It's 2014 wake the hell up! Women do this shit too! You're angry because the new slogan includes women AND men?! You act like they changed it to WOMEN! IF THEY DID THAT YES THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT NO THEY JUST MADE IT INCLUSIVE TO WOMEN WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE! Be mad that most MEN have gone pussy! NOT ACE!
But who convinces the men to actually take initiative to go to ACE and buy the tools to repair or renovate the house... the women exactly.. shut up, put up, and move on!
Pussy. Nothing wrong with HD. And everything wrong with going pussy...errr...PC...hardware folks? Please. Go piss off you little bitch.
Who gives a fuck what a commercial says, if they sell the product you are needing then it doesn't matter. Who gives a shit about your masculinity, it doesn't hurt my masculinity one bit to go into ACE or anywhere else if they have what I need. I know plenty of women who could work circles around most men, it's just life, neither sex is superior, get over it.
If neither sex is superior, why are spineless Left-wingers so intent on censoring free speech and burying masculinity? Fuck Ace Hardware's stupid feminist political correctness, and fuck Ace Hardware's overpriced SHIT that I can get at Lowe's or Home Depot for half the price.
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